Wednesday, Dec. 21, 2005 - 10:55 p.m.

Christmas Cookie Recipe

I know it's a little early... but it is time to start baking for the
Holidays. This is the BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!

Christmas Cookies:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl.....check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure
the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ..... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck inthe cup of dried fruit...then, Pick the frigging fruit up off floor... Mix on the *hiccup*...turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose
with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt...or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice... and STRAIN your nuts. Add one table...*hiccup*....SPOON...of sugar,
or somefin'.... Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees ...and TRY not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cuervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS!!!!

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